Now I've heard everything...twice!

Two stories this week made my jaw drop:

1. The UK televised an assisted suicide

Hey, I'm actually for assisted suicide, but I think it's incredibly morbid and exploitive to televise it, sorry. 

2. Dead people are getting a little nip and tuck, post-mortem, to look better for their funerals

For. God's. Sake.

Donate that damn money, you vain, creepy people who would do this. How about donate it to organizations that fix cleft palates for children in developing nations, like Operation Smile.

My only question: Did the person televising his suicide get a little work done pre-appearance?

Bah!